Lots of weird stuff in the news it seems...
- A lady who was going to have a huge wedding fled and, when discovered, claimed she had been abducted, then recanted. I would hate to be that groom. (from: Althouse, Dave Barry)
- A car careened off the road and into the top floor of a house.
- A guy who relieved himself, then set fire to the toilet paper, ended up causing a huge forest fire.
- Someone found a snake in the celery. (from: Dave Barry)
- Police surrounded a school, complete with snipers on the roof, after a false alarm. A kid brought a huge burrito into the school all wrapped up and someone thought it was a weapon. (from: Dave Barry)
- They are started to recruit basketball talent as young as eleven. (from: Commonwealth Conservative)
- Michelle Malkin reports on a book, "Who's in a Family", that explains to Kindergardners about "'multicultural contemporary family units' including nuclear, intergenerational, mixed-race, and lesbian and gay arrangements". A parent came in, insisted that the school inform parents when it was going to send home "adult themed" behavior. He ended up spending the night in jail for his concern.
- Google News needs to look at their feeds more often, it seems.
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